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Neil Hilborn - Audiobook (How to ruin your life for fun and profit) x (via memoriesrecollected)

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So are you ready to matter to someone?

Step one,
Hate yourself,
You are, presumably, a human being between the ages of alive and dead,
So the chances are you’re already there!

Step two,
Fall in love,
People will tell you that this takes years,
But we have a secret method that will allow you to fall for anyone in under a week;
The trick is, you must be completely unable to tell the difference between love and codependence!

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